The Hoffman Chronicles, Pt. 8: Journey to the Center of the Birthday

A new day has dawned at NPC Inc., dear listener, and our slightly hung-over, clown-haunted heroes are at it again. Can they conquer their most difficult task yet: trying to decide what to do with their day!? Oh, of course they will! We wouldn’t have an hour long story about people just shootin’ the shit in an office and trying to decide what to do with their morning! Or would we? Seriously, we wouldn’t! They finally get off their butts and go on a quest like, ten or so minutes in. And it’s a very exciting, birthday-based quest! 

In this episode:

  • Brube puts two arms and two legs together

  • Agnes shows off her cock pocket

  • Stuart dabs for his life

  • And Maxwell trips a tricky trap