January 4, 2016

Microfiction

Kelly Opalko

Make Your Alcohol Taste Like More Alcohol

It was pure gasoline, tasted like cough syrup. This drink is making me question the universe and existence and why God would let this monstrosity live.

November 23, 2015

Microfiction

Richard Kniazuk

Lost: One Mind

Last seen within the body of a drunken college-educated boy very early Sunday morning, right before said body's mouth bit into a block of uncooked Ramen noodles. Chicken dust packet was opened and slightly wet, though dust was nowhere to be found.

November 16, 2015

Microfiction

Jesse Nicolaus

Limb by Limb

If the wind caught him right he could still smell her on his clothes. He wished he could destroy the wind.

November 2, 2015

Microfiction

Jesse Nicolaus

Sol

I don't get what the big deal is. It's just a yellow star. I mean, it doesn't even do anything that cool. Nourishing a planet is cool? Naw, man.

October 26, 2015

Microfiction

Richard Kniazuk

Observations of Roof Dog

I've sniffed this corner earlier today, and nothing has come of it, though I will check again later. Who made the markings on my wall?

Multiverse

Jesse Nicolaus

August 11, 2015

Microfiction

Bummerplanetoid

Jesse Nicolaus

August 11, 2015

Microfiction

I came to this fountain with my parental figures when I was 32 cycles. I don't remember much except that we weren't allowed to swim.

Jesse Nicolaus

August 9, 2015

Microfiction

Welcome to God's Place! More like Welcome to Blah Blah, Right?

Jesse Nicolaus

August 9, 2015

Microfiction

At the crux of all dimensions and worlds there's this little hole in the wall. It's kind of hard to spot, but it's right about where everything folds in on itself, you know? The patrons named it God's Place and it seems to have stuck.